Text 1 Sep 511,459 notes I hate my friends

noo-interruption:

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

Video 1 Sep 534,634 notes

extremehomestuckshipping:

kenteehee:

♡ the person you would take a bullet for is behind the trigger ♡

The fuck does that quote mean
And what does it have to do with cutting wrapping paper
I ain’t gonna get shot by my fucking mum

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Text 1 Sep 39 notes

miguelmagallanes:

When Drake sees Jennifer Lawrence’s nudes.

Text 1 Sep 251,842 notes

valentinostclaire:

Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?

Video 1 Sep 6,723 notes

punziella:

🌼 Queen E, Punzie and Anna banana 🌼

Blondes and braids

Chat 1 Sep 77,636 notes
  • me flirting: wanna follow me on tumblr
Photo 1 Sep 43,940 notes

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Text 1 Sep 242,315 notes

sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

Text 1 Sep 250,710 notes

rhibros:

tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site

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via Hi.
Video 1 Sep 75,246 notes

chadleymacguff:

incubecfrmmars:

What the fuck is in the Malik blood? This is insane. Holy geezus…

i’m feeling very attacked right now

(Source: calumpayne)


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